Hope springs eternal.
With new seasons comes new life.
Duke football still sucks.
Sorry, Duke
Posted by Dr. Nerdenstein 9 comments
I Miss GSN
The Game Show Network
Is not part of my package.
Why, Comcast, why? Why?
Posted by Dr. Nerdenstein 3 comments
Get Out of There!
Excuse me, young man.
Why must you attempt to pee
In our potted plant?
Posted by Dr. Nerdenstein 1 comments
I Mow and It Grows
I mow and it grows.
I mow and it grows some more.
I'm ready for snow.
Posted by Dr. Nerdenstein 2 comments
Just Don't Ask
Say what you want to
But we don't taste like chicken
Trust me. I know this.
Posted by Dr. Nerdenstein 1 comments
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Syllable pattern
Will soon prefix your phone calls
To New Mexico
Posted by Dr. Nerdenstein 0 comments
If a Tree Falls in the Woods...
When working from home,
You pass a toxic green cloud,
Only you suffer.
Posted by Dr. Nerdenstein 1 comments
The Gift That Keeps Giving
It itches and burns,
And oozes in nasty ways.
I hate you, Mike Vick.
Posted by Dr. Nerdenstein 0 comments
How Not to Start Your Day
Bad morning at sink,
Simultaneous Brushing,
Wife spits on your head
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